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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>security @ tumblr in nyc</description><title>Andrew Kerr</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ajoekerr)</generator><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/</link><item><title>Tumblr's 4th Annual Security Capture the Flag</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://security.tumblr.com/post/174852292580/tumblrs-4th-annual-security-capture-the-flag" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;security&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’ve hosted an internal Security Capture the Flag (&lt;a href="https://www.alienvault.com/blogs/security-essentials/capture-the-flag-ctf-what-is-it-for-a-newbie"&gt;CTF&lt;/a&gt;) event for four years in a row now, with each year getting better than the last!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;
&lt;a href="https://github.tumblr.net/Tumblr/engineering-blog-articles/blob/fb10ea316a5d8d3a2c53bcdd890d473b306dc9f9/articles/122%20-%20Security%20CTF%202018.md#the-event"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;The event&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Previously, we were only open to Tumblr employees. This year we decided to extend an invite out to the other teams housed under our parent company, &lt;a href="https://www.oath.com/"&gt;Oath&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All participants had a three hour window to hack, a buffet of tacos, beer, and wine to dive into, and a stack of prizes for the top four players (see &lt;b&gt;Prizes&lt;/b&gt; below for details)!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Challenges were available Jeopardy-style, broken down by category. We had eight fun categories to select from:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Auth Bypass (&lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/Testing_for_Bypassing_Authentication_Schema_(OTG-AUTHN-004)"&gt;authn&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/Testing_for_Bypassing_Authorization_Schema_(OTG-AUTHZ-002)"&gt;authz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/Cross-Site_Request_Forgery_(CSRF)"&gt;Cross Site Request Forgery (CSRF)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/Cross-site_Scripting_(XSS)"&gt;Cross Site Scripting (XSS)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptanalysis"&gt;Crypto&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_forensics"&gt;Forensics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_engineering"&gt;Reverse Engineering&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/SQL_Injection"&gt;SQL Injection (SQLi)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/Testing_for_XML_Injection_(OTG-INPVAL-008)"&gt;XML Injection&lt;/a&gt; (+ &lt;a href="https://www.owasp.org/index.php/XML_External_Entity_(XXE)_Processing"&gt;XXE&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;We also sprinkled a few “inside joke” Easter eggs around the system that awarded bonus points to anyone that discovered them! For example, if they attempted to find a hole in the CTF system itself and navigated to &lt;code&gt;/wp-admin&lt;/code&gt;, we’d give them a flag on a prank WordPress page; or perhaps testing to find XSS with a &lt;code&gt;&amp;lt;marquee&amp;gt;&lt;/code&gt; tag — only the greatest of all XSS tags!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;While the Security Team walked around and helped out, we also setup a mini &lt;a href="http://shmoocon.org/lockpick-village/"&gt;lockpick village&lt;/a&gt; just because.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://security.tumblr.com/post/174852292580/tumblrs-4th-annual-security-capture-the-flag" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more"&gt;Keep reading&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/174852658938</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/174852658938</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Jun 2018 10:17:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Come join us!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://cyle.tumblr.com/post/174410210810/come-join-us" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://javascript.tumblr.com/post/174409902617/come-join-us" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;javascript&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’ve been following this Tumblr, you’ll likely know that we, the Core Web team, have recently started &lt;a href="https://javascript.tumblr.com/post/172624931022/a-big-new-beautiful-future-for-the-web-at-tumblr"&gt;rewriting and modernizing the Tumblr web platform&lt;/a&gt;. This undertaking presents some incredibly exciting opportunities to innovate with lots of fun technologies. We’re working on improving every aspect of the web; the dashboard, the archive, the blog network, you name it.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Are you a senior JavaScript engineer and wanna be a part of this adventure? &lt;/b&gt;Come join Core Web!&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;You’ll help create the building blocks with which a brand new modern Tumblr will be built. Your work will directly impact and define the user experience for millions of users and the development tools for a large number of product engineers across several teams at Tumblr!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="362" data-tumblr-attribution="successfulantfarmer:p5fpf_4le0NKcT7CA2dqnA:Zt53De2QlpAuR" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/734e0f04a52aa6312c6b152a1b988276/tumblr_oxh5z2q6sw1w9f539o1_250.gifv" alt="image" data-orig-width="480" data-orig-height="362"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What you’ll do&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We’re looking for an extraordinary senior JavaScript engineer who wants to take on the following challenges:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Keep making our &lt;b&gt;build and deployment&lt;/b&gt; more delightful and futuristic&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Help establish &lt;b&gt;norms and standards&lt;/b&gt; for how this new web client should be architected, including setting JavaScript, CSS, performance and other best-practices, and introducing/creating the tools to achieve them&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Internally and externally &lt;b&gt;raising awareness&lt;/b&gt; around the work the team is doing by being active in the Open-source and engineering community &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Whatever else you think will help us create the &lt;b&gt;highest quality web platform&lt;/b&gt; and development experience!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Who we’re looking for&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An ideal team member is someone with:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Strong &lt;b&gt;JavaScript and CSS&lt;/b&gt; fundamentals&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Experience setting up &lt;b&gt;Continuous Integration / Continuous Deploys&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Expertise in &lt;b&gt;build tools&lt;/b&gt; like Webpack, Parcel (or similar)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;b&gt;Pragmatism&lt;/b&gt; and the ability to decide what’s “good enough” (while planning ahead and knowing when to iterate)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An ability to &lt;b&gt;independently drive projects&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A desire to &lt;b&gt;innovate&lt;/b&gt; and bring &lt;b&gt;new things&lt;/b&gt; into the world&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An understanding of &lt;b&gt;code quality&lt;/b&gt;, unit test coverage, and performance&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="https://engineering.tumblr.com/post/156934724082/how-i-code-now"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Empathy&lt;/b&gt; and the desire to elevate those around them&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The belief that work is just as much about the journey as the destination&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Our current toolkit&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Webpack&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;ES6&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;React and React Router&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;CSS Modules&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;
&lt;a href="https://javascript.tumblr.com/post/165082071937/flow-and-typescript"&gt;TypeScript&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Jenkins and Jenkins pipelines&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Docker&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Node and Express&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kubernetes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you’re interested, but your background does not include all of the above, please don’t let that hold you back. Let’s talk! To apply, &lt;a href="https://oath.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/careers/job/US---New-York-Broadway-770/Tumblr--Senior-JavaScript-Engineer--Core-Web_JR0004101"&gt;&lt;b&gt;follow the instructions at the bottom of our official job listings page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;! &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="320" data-tumblr-attribution="strangememories:FGdFXYH0tf_SKDZvTZkRBw:ZuIuao2NRac01" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0847a65cdf7883544022907ea0ef5195/tumblr_oskvvlkexW1tr6ni8o1_500.gifv" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="320"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;We can’t wait to hear from you!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="245" data-tumblr-attribution="singinprincess:mzxPr_ZiYihmlNwEAO4AbQ:ZOuH5y25Z73Mu" style=""&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/740ac8473bc9de2104f31f1e197901d3/tumblr_o5nheckEMw1qe7ji8o1_250.gifv" data-orig-height="185" data-orig-width="245"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;come work for Tumblr’s Core Web team to help build a brave, beautiful, and bold new Tumblr&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/174437674193</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/174437674193</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 11:52:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cyle:

tumblcoin market is back, blaze it</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fbbe97f8656c7d1e98f244e31936333/tumblr_p6iwkvXeUe1qzzfdzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://cyle.tumblr.com/post/172492684510/tumblcoin-market-is-back-blaze-it" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;tumblcoin market is back, blaze it&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/172666979163</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/172666979163</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2018 16:58:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>staff:

It’s the Great Tumblr Bug Hunt: iOS Edition
Help find...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/26219a2a117cd4a6431654264af7bf6f/tumblr_p6eyk7I8ym1qz8q0ho1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://staff.tumblr.com/post/172417291560/its-the-great-tumblr-bug-hunt-ios-edition-help" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;staff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;It’s the Great Tumblr Bug Hunt: iOS Edition&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Help find bugs lurking in the Tumblr iOS app before they get released to the bug-hating public. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who’s eligible&lt;/b&gt;: The first 10,000 people to register. You need to be an iOS user, obviously. And you should use Tumblr every day—because bugs are natural sneaks. You won’t find them if you’re not using the app all the time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;How it works&lt;/b&gt;: You’ll get access to each new release about a week before it goes public. When you see a bug, take a screenshot and email it to to &lt;a href="mailto:ios-beta@tumblr.com"&gt;ios-beta@tumblr.com&lt;/a&gt; with a description of what happened and what you were doing at the time. &lt;i&gt;(Some legal stuff: Any feedback that you send in is completely voluntarily but it will be exclusively owned by Tumblr so we can use it to make Tumblr better—even the mean stuff)&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;What you should know&lt;/b&gt;: You’ll be looking for bugs, which means there are bugs to look for. Don’t register if you’re expecting a bug-free experience. But if you get tired of bugs, you can leave the beta program at any time. Also, even though it’s a beta, it’s still the Tumblr app and the same &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/terms-of-service"&gt;Tumblr Terms of Service&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/policy/en/privacy"&gt;Privacy Policy&lt;/a&gt; applies. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;How to register&lt;/b&gt;: Join this &lt;a href="https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/tumblr-ios-beta/join"&gt;Google group&lt;/a&gt; with your email. In a couple days you’ll get an email from TestFlight with instructions on how to install the beta. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;What else you should know&lt;/b&gt;: Is in this &lt;a href="http://tumblr.co/6003DXH0J"&gt;FAQ&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/172418185538</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/172418185538</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2018 13:46:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>angel-baez:God bless John Oliver</title><description>
&lt;video  id='embed-5b32bc19a42b3300708556' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p4efcf0Yko1w8syti_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":78,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p4efcf0Yko1w8syti_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' &gt;
    &lt;source src="https://ajoekerr.tumblr.com/video_file/t:Qi9SOFi1flZBTzVkSxbTig/171066656798/tumblr_p4efcf0Yko1w8syti" type="video/mp4"&gt;
&lt;/video&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://angel-baez.tumblr.com/post/171051077343/god-bless-john-oliver" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;angel-baez&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;God bless John Oliver&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/171066656798</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/171066656798</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2018 17:08:44 -0500</pubDate><category>last week tonight</category></item><item><title>alexander:

adulthoodisokay:

adulthoodisokay:

continuants:

htm...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8d57b309d35bc06a4c9512641baf7834/tumblr_nzrzg1uXXV1rdlo21o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0e0bd85e57ee038b47cea0258e83e97/tumblr_nzrzg1uXXV1rdlo21o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4dc2ad09aa2719a1f4d3275bb0615295/tumblr_nzrzg1uXXV1rdlo21o4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c1b968d174778f51b90f4be187912532/tumblr_nzrzg1uXXV1rdlo21o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://alexander.tumblr.com/post/170987662718/adulthoodisokay-adulthoodisokay" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;alexander&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/136771992934/adulthoodisokay-continuants-htmlbyjoe" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/136696764344"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://continuants.tumblr.com/post/136696607418"&gt;continuants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://htmlbyjoe.tumblr.com/post/136696070014"&gt;htmlbyjoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shadowexorsist009.tumblr.com/post/135752136658"&gt;shadowexorsist009&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/135735088449"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yer-so-bad-best-thing-i-ever-had.tumblr.com/post/135734050495"&gt;yer-so-bad-best-thing-i-ever-had&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/135733236784"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rachelfershleiser.tumblr.com/post/135733112137"&gt;rachelfershleiser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/135732708879"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://continuants.tumblr.com/post/135731101398"&gt;continuants&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/135730503634"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://htmlbyjoe.tumblr.com/post/135728927979"&gt;htmlbyjoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adulthoodisokay.tumblr.com/post/135728733824"&gt;adulthoodisokay&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://htmlbyjoe.tumblr.com/post/135726592754"&gt;htmlbyjoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Found some eggs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wait you just like found eggs casually sitting around tumblr HQ and were like “cool, nothing could possibly be wrong with these eggs, i’ll eat one!” i mean it’s tumblr HQ what if they were sent by a disgruntled user and were like laced with PCP or something?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They were in the fridge!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this whole story makes me v uncomfortable tbh. casual fridge eggs, just for the taking? i wouldn’t trust them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1080"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/574d83075984211684d8ed39a3ec2642/tumblr_inline_nzs2ysETzL1qzo3up_540.jpg" data-orig-height="720" data-orig-width="1080"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SIXTH FLOOR HAS FRIDGE EGGS TOO???!!!!!1 &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WHAT IS HAPPENING AT TUMBLR HQ?!??? WHO IS LEAVING SKETCHY FRIDGE EGGS JUST LYING ABOUT WTF&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cates do you want us to bring you some eggs?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good lord, no. But if u wanna come hang out at BuzzFeed HQ you can wash your weird fridge eggs down with my desk scotch. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My takeaway from this is that I want a job where I can have desk scotch. Or any kind of desk liquor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Desk scotch/whisky/wine is the best. I am very lucky.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BUT BACK TO FRIDGE EGGS. ARE THEY PRE-PEELED? THEY APPEAR TO BE LIKE ALREADY PEELED EGGS. SOMEONE PHYSICALLY PEELED THOSE AND PUT ‘EM IN A CUP AND I THINK THAT’S WEIRD.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone wanted to be a bit eggy  (edgy) I guess… no laughs for my pun? Ok&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The eggs are back in town&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="2160"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36f7583744c1bbb966e60d0a3b8727c3/tumblr_inline_o0hycntUI81rv857e_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="2160"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="2160"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3667072e666e599d73e5a106825c3e01/tumblr_inline_o0hycy3P7J1rv857e_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="2160"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="2160"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f324e856d3096c9b66503761b4e5918/tumblr_inline_o0hyd25K1g1rv857e_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1440" data-orig-width="2160"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DO2KSEID942E"&gt;&lt;iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/O2KSEID942E?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Egg Review: kinda rubbery, but overall p good. 8/10 probably will eat again&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am seriously concerned about what goes on at Tumblr HQ. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I JUST GOT BACK TO MY DESK AND&lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="600"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/520cac1d081c003026b3fd05c242a847/tumblr_inline_o0jz6mSBhX1r8scai_540.jpg" data-orig-height="800" data-orig-width="600"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;WHY DO I HAVE DESK EGGS FROM TUMBLR AT MY DESK AT BUZZFEED&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i survived off tumblr fridge eggs as an intern when they didnt have breakfast &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;While Tumblr fridge eggs now come in a bag, I can confirm they’re a-ok!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170987727028</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170987727028</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2018 15:28:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>stickerstory:
I’ll like it with all my heart, maybe even reblog...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d5d1ad1614ca35d50fa60e6cf2346045/tumblr_oldtlyzcPw1w5c29no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://stickerstory.tumblr.com/post/157245716248/ill-like-it-with-all-my-heart-maybe-even-reblog" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;stickerstory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ll like it with all my heart, maybe even reblog it ;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170887652533</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170887652533</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 19:35:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>cyle:
i found these old tumblr stamps in the office and now i’m incredibly happy
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://cyle.tumblr.com/post/170884530150/i-found-these-old-tumblr-stamps-in-the-office-and" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/313df5dbefa4ed61056c378704cc78d1/tumblr_inline_p45wi2R5QL1qzyw0r_500.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;i found these old tumblr stamps in the office and now i’m incredibly happy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170884602718</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170884602718</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 17:47:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>security:
security:


support:

support:

SSL security, which has been available on the dashboard...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://security.tumblr.com/post/166717403605/security-support-support-ssl-security" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;security&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/security/166219476810" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;security&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/support/158435628497" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;support&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/support/138103206102" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;support&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="375" data-tumblr-attribution="fyspringfield:X-X7FDEkwfqaXHIOqEM6XQ:Z4yXox1RCyw1k" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5263a37c5e23bc6db936ec3286de0934/tumblr_nbv1m7XEi81qh59n0o1_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-height="375"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;SSL security, &lt;a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/75482980993/you-can-now-take-extra-precaution-against-hackers"&gt;which has been available on the dashboard for a while&lt;/a&gt;, is now here for blogs. To turn it on, go to your &lt;a href="http://tumblr.com/settings/blog"&gt;blog settings&lt;/a&gt; and enable “Always serve blog over SSL.” Mmmmm, security. Check out our &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/account_security#ssl_what"&gt;help docs&lt;/a&gt; for more info.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An update on this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;SSL is being turned on by default for all Tumblrs that use our &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/theme/37310"&gt;Official&lt;/a&gt; theme on the web, except those with &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/blog_management#customdomain"&gt;custom domains&lt;/a&gt;. Because, well…Optica is the default theme, and why shouldn’t secure be the default?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This change only affects the web, because the mobile apps already use SSL all the time for your safety.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We don’t recommend it, but if for some reason you need to disable SSL, you can do so via your &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog"&gt;blog settings&lt;/a&gt; on the web, by turning off the “Always serve blog over SSL” option.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;

Update to the update: Now SSL is available for blogs with custom domains, too. To turn it on, go to your &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog"&gt;blog settings&lt;/a&gt; and enable “Always serve blog over SSL.” Once you’ve done that, it takes a while (typically less than a day) for the SSL on custom domains to activate. We’ll send you an email when it’s ready.

&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yet another update: SSL is now being turned on by default for ALL Tumblrs that use our &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/theme/37310"&gt;Official theme&lt;/a&gt; on the web. Even though we don’t recommend it, you can still turn it off in your &lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog"&gt;blog settings&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;😎&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170550905353</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170550905353</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2018 17:54:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b5b8a9fa60fd39524a6be1b270e3fe4c/tumblr_p3hr26KVgX1tdhimpo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170401551413</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170401551413</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 21:07:55 -0500</pubDate><category>reblog</category></item><item><title>cyle:
we had another crazy hack day at tumblr
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://cyle.tumblr.com/post/170079472965/we-had-another-crazy-hack-day-at-tumblr" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;cyle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/84164521be18e518711ecb6ded7bfc69/tumblr_inline_p32ir9ush71qzyw0r_500.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="1280"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'&gt;we had another crazy hack day at tumblr&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170082146183</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/170082146183</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2018 13:00:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>aleclikesmacintosh:Word 98′s Helper</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2e5d69efdfc36440cce69723e9a4aeea/tumblr_oum5ffkTsz1trm5lxo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1ace0ee16f5c4276a7a3fda05c06dbca/tumblr_oum5ffkTsz1trm5lxo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e1a80e1444ce8ea640ec20e323295444/tumblr_oum5ffkTsz1trm5lxo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aleclikesmacintosh.tumblr.com/post/169670854422/word-98s-helper" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;aleclikesmacintosh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Word 98′s Helper&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/169755701653</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/169755701653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 21:10:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Playing low frequency noise to disrupt hard-drives: denial of service for CCTVs, data-centers, and other computing environments</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://mostlysignssomeportents.tumblr.com/post/169737154310/playing-low-frequency-noise-to-disrupt" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mostlysignssomeportents&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="644" data-orig-width="1012"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4135416a7f95c87bf9638e1eac81a46/tumblr_inline_p2lvkiAwdJ1rkw4x1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="644" data-orig-width="1012"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;
A group of Princeton and Purdue researchers have demonstrated a 
successful acoustic attack against mechanical hard-drives where 
low-frequency noise keyed to the resonant frequency of the drive 
components is played nearby, causing the drive to vibrate so that the 
drive can neither be read nor written to.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
The researchers demonstrated the attack under lab conditions, 
successfully preventing a CCTV’s DVR from recording the camera signal 
and stopping a laptop from being able to use its operating system.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
The attack is not ready for primetime yet, though: this preliminary work
 requires relative precision in speaker placement as well as knowledge 
of the make and model of the target drives. However, the researchers 
hypothesize that with some refinements, the attack could be carried out 
by, for example, tricking (or hacking) a victim into playing the correct
 tone through their computer or device speakers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=""&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="https://boingboing.net/2018/01/15/bad-vibes.html"&gt;https://boingboing.net/2018/01/15/bad-vibes.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/169742824918</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/169742824918</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2018 14:40:21 -0500</pubDate><category>oooo</category><category>this is cool!</category></item><item><title>http?! Come on… at least use https! 🤣</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0f6d943f3bf42a8ac61f854b2e816c9e/tumblr_oh655m1pEf1rl2k7fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;http?! Come on… at least use https! 🤣&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/169087015693</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/169087015693</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2017 17:00:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f3686635f0e7274c1b15271d8d86c8b5/tumblr_p1eexwtEus1qza1qzo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/168910190733</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/168910190733</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2017 21:00:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>tess:
mattklimas:
Recently made a set of coloring pages for a...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eb61f5e4b331d994757a117c09ab473c/tumblr_p0wvpndaF71qfq9p8o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tess.tumblr.com/post/168508579165/mattklimas-recently-made-a-set-of-coloring-pages" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tess&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/mattklimas/168507686370" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;mattklimas&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Recently made a set of coloring pages for a @tumblr meeting. Of course, cats. This one DEEP SPACE KITTY.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Business pro tip: grown-ups love to color during meetings and can &lt;a href="http://content.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1882127,00.html"&gt;pay better attention&lt;/a&gt; while doing so. Thanks for designing these coloring pages! Our meeting was better for having them. 💕😺&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattklimas.tumblr.com/post/168507686370/recently-made-a-set-of-coloring-pages-for-a"&gt;Deep Space Kitty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattklimas.tumblr.com/post/168507762085/the-second-one-is-deep-sea-kitty"&gt;Deep Sea Kitty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattklimas.tumblr.com/post/168507791970/and-lastly-deep-earth-kitty"&gt;Deep Earth Kitty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/168510740873</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/168510740873</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 15:00:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Once more for old time’s sake</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://staff.tumblr.com/post/168089036210/one-more-time-for-title2" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;staff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;🔥 With your help, we passed Title II net neutrality protections. Now we need to defend it.🔥&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;On December 14 the FCC will vote on Commissioner Pai’s plan to repeal Title II rules. This week he tried to justify that decision with a “myth busting” &lt;a href="http://transition.fcc.gov/Daily_Releases/Daily_Business/2017/db1128/DOC-347961A1.pdf"&gt;explainer&lt;/a&gt; where he makes a lot of sweeping claims he doesn’t think you’ll fact check. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So let’s go through his big points:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;❌ Mr. Pai claims ISPs won’t block access or throttle content&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="616" data-orig-height="115" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b84221822fddc8486dde3c38c4eae910/tumblr_inline_p08wkr4eaX1qg8o5x_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="616" data-orig-height="115"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;figure data-orig-width="602" data-orig-height="65" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/869394158caa51d0ec719dc49054a15d/tumblr_inline_p08wkr7aqw1qg8o5x_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="602" data-orig-height="65"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;These are the real facts. Before Title II, the internet was so “free and open” that… &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Comcast blocked P2P file sharing services (&lt;a href="https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2007/10/eff-tests-agree-ap-comcast-forging-packets-to-interfere"&gt;EFF&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;AT&amp;amp;T blocked Skype from iPhones (&lt;a href="http://fortune.com/2009/04/03/group-asks-fcc-to-probe-iphone-skype-restrictions/"&gt;Fortune&lt;/a&gt;) and, later, wanted FaceTime users to pay for a more expensive plan (&lt;a href="https://www.freepress.net/press-release/99480/att-blocking-iphones-facetime-app-would-harm-consumers-and-break-net-neutrality"&gt;Freepress&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;MetroPCS blocked all streaming video except YouTube (&lt;a href="https://www.wired.com/2011/01/metropcs-net-neutrality-challenge/"&gt;Wired&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;In today’s media market where the same huge companies &lt;b&gt;make&lt;/b&gt; and &lt;b&gt;deliver&lt;/b&gt; content, Commissioner Pai wants us to trust that corporations won’t use their dominance to bury competitive content or services. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;h2&gt;❌ Mr. Pai claims Title II keeps ISPs from building new networks&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="596" data-orig-height="77" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0803bd27501c8b979ab2a3f327bfd2ac/tumblr_inline_p08wnbsHVF1qg8o5x_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="596" data-orig-height="77"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s another claim Commissioner Pai doesn’t want you to fact check, but:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;AT&amp;amp;T’s own CEO told investors that the company would deploy more fiber optic networks in 2016 than 2015 when the FCC passed Title II protections (&lt;a href="https://seekingalpha.com/article/3741746-ts-t-ceo-randall-stephenson-presents-ubs-global-media-communications-brokers-conference?part=single"&gt;Investor call transcript&lt;/a&gt;). &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Charter’s CEO said “Title II, it didn’t really hurt us; it hasn’t hurt us” (&lt;a href="https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/05/title-ii-hasnt-hurt-network-investment-according-to-the-isps-themselves/"&gt;Ars Technica&lt;/a&gt;).  &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;And Comcast actually &lt;i&gt;increased&lt;/i&gt; investment in their network by 10% in Q1 of this year (&lt;a href="https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2017/05/title-ii-hasnt-hurt-network-investment-according-to-the-isps-themselves/"&gt;Ars&lt;/a&gt;). &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;hr&gt;&lt;h2&gt;❌ Mr. Pai claims repealing Title II won’t hurt competition&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="627" data-orig-height="94" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/db7dfe1f4d481e37e6256c92e7a2db45/tumblr_inline_p08wqqgOof1qg8o5x_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="627" data-orig-height="94"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;As we mentioned above, ISPs tried to interfere with the services their customers could access and courts had to step in to stop them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The FCC &lt;i&gt;tried&lt;/i&gt; to craft net neutrality rules in 2010 called the Open Internet Order but the ISPs sued and won. The courts told the FCC that the only way to guarantee a free and open internet was using their Title II authority. Without those protections, any of these things would be legal:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Your ISP launches a streaming video service and starts throttling other streaming services until they’re unusable.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Your phone company cuts a deal with a popular music streaming service so it doesn’t count towards your data cap but &lt;i&gt;lowers&lt;/i&gt; your overall data limit. If a better service comes along (or your favorite artist releases new tracks somewhere else) you can’t use it without incurring huge data fees.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;A billionaire buys your ISP and blocks access to news sites that challenge their ideology. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Repealing Title II would be like letting a car company own the roads and banning a competitor from the highways.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;h2&gt;❌ Mr. Pai claims there won’t be fast lanes and slow lanes&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;figure data-orig-width="619" data-orig-height="92" class="tmblr-full"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/19f78359b22526b75ac7d58b830ffabe/tumblr_inline_p08wt0YbUa1qg8o5x_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="619" data-orig-height="92"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let’s break this down: We won’t have fast lanes and slow lanes, we’ll have “priority access” and…non-priority access? Well gosh. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;h2&gt;
&lt;b&gt;🚨 Please help us protect Title II one more time! 🚨&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This week we co-signed a letter with more than 300 other companies—businesses Mr. Pai gleefully ignores—urging the FCC to retain the Title II internet protections. Now we need you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;Go to 👉 &lt;a href="https://www.battleforthenet.com/"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Battle For The Net&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; 👈  to start a call with your representatives in Congress. Tell them to publicly support Title II protections. &lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;The FCC votes on December 14. &lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;b&gt;We’re only powerful when we work together. &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh, also: that post about automatically unfollowing the #net neutrality tag—it’s not true. It’s really not. That’s not who we are. Whatever happened, we haven’t been able to reproduce it. We tried. A lot.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;But if it were true—which it’s not, we feel compelled to say again—THAT’S EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES and demand a free, open, and neutral internet.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;We can do this one more time, guys! ❤️&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/168089153148</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/168089153148</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2017 16:12:15 -0500</pubDate><category>fuck yeah</category><category>signal boost</category><category>net neutrality</category></item><item><title>david:Letter I just sent to my team ♥️
💕</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1066d3be028b35f3f84695a1bd3085c5/tumblr_p03ablsG3g1qz4rgqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.davidslog.com/167947597220/letter-i-just-sent-to-my-team" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;david&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Letter I just sent to my team ♥️&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;💕&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/167947885343</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/167947885343</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Nov 2017 13:46:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>unwrapping:

“People come to me and say that Tumblr saved their...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c7c96a14b7ab7e538ee16fcdc79797b/tumblr_oza3usiCPA1r7ealro1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://unwrapping.tumblr.com/post/167391909562/david-karp-quote" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;unwrapping&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;“People come to me and say that Tumblr saved their lives.” &lt;/b&gt;— Tumblr founder and CEO David Karp (&lt;a href="https://tmblr.co/mJmaPYlIVDe7tP9jhKEHlRw"&gt;@david&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/167394422763</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/167394422763</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Nov 2017 20:58:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>aleclikesmacintosh:7.5 Startup</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/510ed4b1a99956d5ccd27876ba7e547d/tumblr_otct856Qqf1trm5lxo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aleclikesmacintosh.tumblr.com/post/167171714110/75-startup" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;aleclikesmacintosh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;7.5 Startup&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/167172501038</link><guid>https://andrewjkerr.com/post/167172501038</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2017 17:23:37 -0500</pubDate><category>reblog</category><category>love it!</category></item></channel></rss>
